Quote of the Day

[Dapper]

"Holding hands is a habit...similar to wearing a seat belt, but without substantial safety."

[o2lily]

"Its like a cuddle pile! Only more sadistic!!!"

[MrNoBody]

"Let he that has insight, find the Truth"

[o2lily]

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."

[R1Gurl]

"Those that hear not the music, think the dancer mad"

[M-18Taser]

my all time fav....

"you may not like me for who or what I stand for, but who the hell are you to judge me"

[seamonkeyaj]

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well"

[Dapper]

"When a person has a full cup. Do they still view life with the aspect of seeing the cup half full or half empty?"

[Cutty72]

"speed is addicting... like crack"

[SiC-0]

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. ~CS Lewis~

[M-18Taser]

"Its hard to catch a crack head" <~ Friend of mine explaining when he was on a foot chase when he was a cop.

[Dapper]

"I live by this credo: Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Even in your darkest moment, you usually can find something to laugh about if you try hard enough." -- Red Skelton

[Ninjachic]

This is my Friday theory.

I don't mind coming to work, but the 8 hour wait to go home is a bitch

[PC Paul]

"I live by this credo: Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Even in your darkest moment, you usually can find something to laugh about if you try hard enough." -- Red Skelton

This reminds me of when we went to scatter Mom's ashes out on the harbor at Long Beach, CA. We all gathered on the bow of the boat, our friend Pat the pastor said all the right things, and then, just as he turned the urn over, a strong gust of wind blew Mom all over the place. We had Mom in our hair, in our faces, etc. Some were aghast, but all I could thing of was that Mom must be rolling on the floor of Heaven, laughing her butt off!
Love you Mom!

:aBigROLFMAO:

[ncdixie]

I am stuck on band aide brand cause band aide's stuck on me.:whistling:

[Cutty72]

Tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!!

[ncdixie]

Tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes!!

LMAO

[Dapper]

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age." -- Jeanne Moreau

[kawa]

[You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

[Dapper]

"Another fresh New Year is here…
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright New Year is given me
To live each day with zest…
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!"
-- William Arthur Ward

[ravenman]

The stranger asked what's up? I replied not me..........:drinks:

[Crash Test Joey]

People suck.

/thread

[scooteR6]

this might not be the best quote to post on this site but oh well....
"women are like monkeys. they don't let go of one branch untill they know they have a firm grasp on the next one"............

[Twain]

Civilized people eat sushi, barbarians eat raw fish.



I AM A BARBARIAN!!

[Ninjachic]

this might not be the best quote to post on this site but oh well....
"women are like monkeys. they don't let go of one branch untill they know they have a firm grasp on the next one"............


:whip::flex::threaten:

Try this one: If it's got tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.:tease:

[GSXR1000 Hottie]

:whip::flex::threaten:

Try this one: If it's got tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems.:tease:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FREAKIN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GSXR1000 Hottie]

IF YOU HEAR THE EXPLOSION AND YOU ARE STILL STANDING, IT IS TOO LATE TO GET SCARED.

[ashmgo17]

People suck.

/thread

GUYS suck. now we can end the thread...

[L♥VE]

GUYS suck. now we can end the thread...


“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”

“Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon.”

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.”

“There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love”

[LAC]

"If a woman makes you wear a condom, you probably didn't need one. If she doesn't, you probably need two."

[L♥VE]

:aBigROLFMAO:"If a woman makes you wear a condom, you probably didn't need one. If she doesn't, you probably need two."

[RedRidingHood]

"What comes around, goes around"!

[X-Factor]

"Any boy can father a child, but it takes a man to be a father to it."

[Dapper]

"The power of one is above all things the power to believe in yourself. Often well beyond any latent ability previously demonstrated. The mind is the athlete, The body is simply the means it uses." -- Bryce Courtenay

[Jade]

Peace
it does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work, it means to be in the midst of those things and still be clam in your heart.

[richardlpalmer]

"Go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger..."

[DJ Nathan V]

"If a woman makes you wear a condom, you probably didn't need one. If she doesn't, you probably need two."

:lol: Very nice.

[richardlpalmer]

"Honest officer, I was just trying to help push that sheep over the fence!"

[L♥VE]

"We all deceive. Some of us deceive the whole world, every single fellow creature we meet. Some of us deceive only selected people, wives and lovers, mothers and fathers. And some of us deceive only ourselves. But none of us is totally honest with everyone all the time, in all matters. Hell, the need to deceive is just one more curse that our sorry species has to bear."

Dean R. Koontz

[toxicsmootches]

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem

[kittswife]

SMILE...it's the second best thing to do with your lips! :drool:

[daddy]

never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and don't die.

"don't judge a man by his problems, rather his solutions."-ME

[X-Factor]

Treat those as you wish to be treated and live each day like it's your last.

[toxicsmootches]

This one is from my sister's roommate:

"I swear I'm not drunk! I'll take a sorority test!"

[StealthBlackRR]

Mines in my sig....:pardon:

[Batgirl]

The finest steel has to go through the hottest fire.
John N. Mitchell

He that will not sail till all dangers are over must never put to sea.

- Thomas Fuller

[CHASE-R]

No mater how brave the knight :paladin:, sometimes the Dragon wins.

[Teflon]

If there's grass on the field... play ball. If there isnt, roll em over and play in the mud!

(couldnt resist)

[kittswife]

I Don't Have An Ego...I Just Love How Awesome I Am!!!

[toxicsmootches]

How I feel on a daily basis:

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
-Albert Einstein

[Stifmeister]

This is more of a poem but it can be considered as several quotes...

Invictus
OUT of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbow'd. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul. --William Ernest Hensley

[Kawboy]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt..

[toxicsmootches]

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.”

-Grace Hansen

[BadKitty]

A PBS mind in an MTV world...

[Kawboy]

If life hands you poop... make poop-ade..

www.redmeat.com (http://www.redmeat.com)

[BadKitty]

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

[2FAST4U2C]

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

No but I will retrieve it and come running right back to you..You can rub my Belly....:aBigROLFMAO: