Your WORST Date

[L♥VE]

Lets hear the horror stories!

[PlayfulGod]

Lets hear the horror stories!

Stood up, never no explanation of why.

[SiC-0]

She scraped.

[R1Gurl]

lol well you're still with me, so.....

[PlayfulGod]

:aBigROLFMAO:

[ASCI_Blue]

Never contacted me for a day one. Which is the exect opposite of what my intel was. Rrrrrr

[GixxerChik]

The names of the people involved have been changed to protect the innocent

Some of my dearest, closest friends, George and Barbara, had me over for dinner. One of George's best friends, Bill, came over also. We hung out and had a pretty good time. The evening ended and I left to go home. Bill stayed and told Barbara that he was interested in me. Barbara called me and told me this and gave me Bill's number so that if I wanted to, I could call him and feel no pressure. A couple of days past and I gave Bill a call. He asked if I would like to be his date to an event that his company was sponsoring. I agreed to go. A few days before, he called and told me it was semi-formal. I had recently purchased a dress and hadn't yet worn it so I thought it would be perfect for the occasion, a cute, halter, summer dress.

The night of the event I curled my hair, did the whole make-up thing (normally I wear minimal make-up) and even put on heels. He came to pick me up and off to the event we went. We get there and I am getting stares from people like crazy. I look around and notice everyone is in jeans, and flannel button up shirts and cowboy boots and hats oh and those full rhinestone bling bling belts. The event was the annual Elk Hunters Association Meeting. I felt so out of place. We get inside and we go straight to the bar. He asks me if I want a drink. I took a double crown and coke. By the end of the event, I had had 5 double crown and cokes and the feeling of out-of-placeness went away. The group we were with decided that they were not done partying so we went to a local brew pub. We took a couple of shots and I was done for. I had gone to use the restroom and as I was returning I saw some friends of mine. I stopped to talk to them for a couple of minutes. I went back to my table and everyone was gone. Bill had left me there! I had tried calling him and his phone was off, just kept getting his voicemail. Thankfully my friends were kind enough to take me home.

Bill called me the next day and said he thought I was staying with the friends that I had stopped and talked to.

JERK!!!

[Mrs. Colleen]

Not one date in particular but I have dated two guys that turned into stalkers! :wallbash:

[neeonazi]

Okie dokie, I've got a doozy of a bad date...

Blind date. Had talked to the guy on the phone several times before agreeing to meet up. He had described himself as being 6'0", athletic, blah blah blah... (now this was a friend of a friend kinda thing, so I didn't have a direct manner in which to confirm any of these stats).

I agreed to meet him at a restaurant/brewery for a drink and maybe dinner. I'm standing at the bar, and feel someone tap me on the shoulder... I turn around and look.... downnnnnn..... I'm 5'8", and I was actually wearing flats; this guy was lucky if he was 5'5". Strike one. However, he was nicely built, cute, seemed nice enough, so we got a table and sat down to dinner.

Now this was several years ago, I was farily recently divorced, as was he. He was 29, and (EEK) in the middle of his THIRD divorce. Ok, red flag there...

So I get to asking him what happened with his previous marriages.... of course, he was the 'victim' in every story... "Oh she was a bitch, she cheated on me... blah blah blah...." (story was identical for the first two wives).

Third story, however, was quite different. He said he had a profile on AOL, and got an email from some girl in Russia... they started corresponding, and eventually he learned she was 18... well, things went from there, and then it turned to a negotiation with her parents to marry her and bring her to the U.S. He met them (the whole family) in Spain (at which point he learned she was actually 17, not quite 18), and then a few months later (once she was legal), he moved her here and married her. And then like the others, she (allegedly) cheated on him.

Oh, but it gets better.....

I guess he CAUGHT her with her side-dish in their house, and he hit her, subsequently got arrested, and was in court ordered anger management classes (he admitted to having hit her on two occasions... did NO one tell this guy that there IS such a thing as revealing too much on the first date?)

By this point, I'm just lookin for my exit... I excuse myself for the ladies' room, and somehow got engrossed in conversation with these two girls in there.... 10 minutes later, back at the table, one of them slides into the booth with me (I'd confessed I was on a HELL date) and then drags me over to her group of friends on the other side of the bar.

The date ended shortly thereafter, and while he did call me several times after that, I never spoke to or saw him again.

FREAK!

[neeonazi]

Not one date in particular but I have dated two guys that turned into stalkers! :wallbash:

Heh, ditto here. Hell, my stalker-from-the-past (college BF) just started bothering me again two weeks ago... after TWELVE YEARS! :moil:

[hdrider]

Well the date started ok we really hit it off. We went to play indoor putt putt golf beacuse it was winter time and I dont do cold weather.Golf was great kicked his ass then got tired so we decided to leave and get dinner. We had gone in seperate cars so I decided to leave mine there at the putt putt golf place.

We drove around deciding what to eat and we finally did. Dinner was also good seemed like a good day so then we were going to call it a night.Well he needed to stop and get gas so we pulled over at the nearest gas station. Being polite he asked if I wanted anything. So I asked for a big red.

On our way back to my car I accidently spilled some coke on his seat not enough to were it would show but thats when things got worse. He took some of his coke and poured it on me so then I took some of the sauce from the food that we had takin with us on the car.

We finally got to my car and I stepped out and started walking to my truck he called my name so I turned around. This asshole took the rest of his drink and poured it on my head and WHITE sweater.

Easy to say I never wanted to talk to him even after he apologized. What a dick!!!

[Crash Test Joey]

I don't know if you would call it a date since it never actually happened but I have an interesting one for this thread.

When I was about 18 or so, a woman who was in her 30's worked where I did and we used to joke around all the time, nothing to risque or anything but we got along well and had fun at work. One day she decided that since I was single at the time she should set me up with a girl she knew who was about 19 or 20.

Sounded fine to me, because at the time I had never been on a "blind date" before and thought it could be fun. So I get dressed and headed to work where we were going to meet (we figured neutral ground would be best). Using my friend from work as a go-between we agreed to go to dinner and a movie.

Well, I get there first, my friend shows up and we're talking, and then the girl in question arrives. She says hi, she seemed nice, we chatted for a little bit. I excused myself to go to the restroom before we headed to dinner, and when I came back she was gone.

A little confused, I asked my friend what happened, if there was some sort of emergency and was everything ok. With a terrified look on her face, she told me her friend just decided I "wasn't her type" in the 4-5 minutes we exchanged pleasantries. What that really meant was she thought I wasn't attractive enough for her and didn't want to be seen with me.

So my friend did what any friend would do in that situation - she went to dinner and a movie with me, and then she gave me head in the car on the way home.

Did I mention this story is 100% true?

[o2lily]

hmm well one I met reaked of cologne so bad that I couyld smell it an 1/8th ofg a mile from the meeting spot...

another tried to get me to have sex with him, I left and then was stranded in the middle of downtown.

[Sortarican]

My best worst date ever:

I had made arrangements to go out with a girl on her next day off (Thursday).
Thursday night comes and I'm just beat from the week from hell.
I mean beat like a rented mule, a redheaded stepchild, and a black driver pulled over by a white cop in a rich neiborhood.
I'm talking beat senseless.

So I call her as soon as I get home asked if she wanted to reschedule.
At first she seemed to think I was trying to blow her off, and since I really wanted to go out with her I agreed to meet up anyway.

I picked her up and took her to dinner, all the time babbling like a retarded pothead with a speach impediment, and afterwards I couldn't think of anything to do.
So we ended up going to the bar.....yes, the bar where she worked....and had done double shifts at for the last 5 days.
(Yeah, I'm smooth.....a regular Joe Dirt....swept her right off her feet.)

I'm literally about to fall asleep after two drinks and now at a total loss for words (ask anyone who knows me...this never happens).
When what do you know, my ex-girlfriend shows up.... followed by another girl who's a friend of mine.
They both come over, sit down next to us, and start going on and on and on, asking what we're doing.....if we're on a date.....saying we look sooooooo cute together...you know...third grader ****.

I go to take a leak hoping they'll both leave since they aren't taking my pained looks, head motions sideways, and liped comments like "F%CK OFF", as a hint to leave us alone, and maybe since they don't really know her they'll go if I'm not there.

Thought wrong.
As women will do, they take the opportunity to reveal every personal and embarassing detail about me to her.
(Now I gotta be shining in this girls eyes as a real keeper, huh?)

I came back, finally ran them off, and I take her home.
We say goodnight and do the "I'll call you this weekend" thing, and I'm thinking "I'll never hear from the girl again".
Plus, now I have to find a new watering hole to hang out at.

The next day she calls me and I start apologizing about the lame date and swearing on my Mother's good name that I had no idea what the hell my friends had been talking about.
She just starts laughing her ass off.........huh?

Says it was the most bizzare date she'd ever been on and asks if I always bring references on my first dates.
She caught on completely to where the other girls were coming from and thought it was kinda sweet.

So short story long:
We moved in together a couple months later and where completely inseperable for nearly two years.
And although it didn't work out, and ended pretty hard, we were able to remain friends.
(Made easier since she's in FL and I'm in CO.)
We both still refer to each other as our great lost loves.

So somethimes a bad date isn't as bad as you think.

[RedRidingHood]

Yeah..stalkers...I think lots of us females can say the same for those types. Eithier that or you find out they are 1. Gay...or 2. Married.

Happens all the time...and these days..you really can't seperate who's "gay" and who's not. The dude was extremely hot though. D'oh....there's the kicker!!!:focus:

[Cat118!]

I have a ton ...but the least serious I guess this would be one


I was going on a blind date ….
1st clue was I had to go pick him b/c he did not have a car (I should have cancelled right then and there)
I pulled up to his house on a chilly fall evening; he got in my car and HOLY HELL!!! He smelled so bad!! It was like the Giraffe house from the Zoo just entered my car!!

But I am a polite person and just causally rolled down all the windows….. STILL COULD NOT BREATH! The horror of him sitting in my car
All I could do was lean close to the window and think… he is soaking his smell into my interior! :shout:

So at this point I wanted nothing more but to have this night end… so Screw dinner.
I tell him “I’m not hungry can we just get a cup of coffee instead”
“Sure” the smelly man replied
I find the nearest Village Inn

As I am sitting across from him and seeing the waitress trying not to smell him…. I notice something strange….. Wait a tick… what’s going on with his eyes???

One is looking at the waitress and the other is looking at ME!!!!!

HE HAD A FREAKIN GLASS EYE!!!!!
He told me oh I got shot in the eye with a bow and arrow and didn’t even know till his brother told him:pokey:
WHAT THE F*UCK EVER !!!!! :blink:
I am out!
:ok****tard:
Date ended

[Crash Test Joey]

I notice something strange….. Wait a tick… what’s going on with his eyes???

One is looking at the waitress and the other is looking at ME!!!!!

HE HAD A FREAKIN GLASS EYE!!!!!
He told me oh I got shot in the eye with a bow and arrow and I didn’t even know till my brother told me:pokey:
WHAT THE F*UCK EVER !!!!! :blink:
I am out!
:ok****tard:
Date ended

You win!!! :aBigROLFMAO::aBigROLFMAO::aBigROLFMAO:

[o2lily]

THAT REMINDS ME!!! OMFG!!


Ok no worst date ever was my most recent one...this will win FOR SURE!!!

OK Like Cat's my giveaway shoulda been the fact that I had to pick him up. Hey everyone makes mistakes tho right? Just cuz someone has a DUI doesnt make them a bad person.
So I pick him up. TOTAL fecking hottie right? I am like "WOW he's REALLY cute! And he likes me! Ok whats the catch..."
We go to a bar/club and he says the drinks are on him. I get a shot - on the waitress - and a beer - paid by him. Not even a buzz. We talk, ok pretty cool guy, and then we play pool about 3 or 4 games...he is a lil buzzed...ok tipsy...after 4 beers...tries to act like he isnt. Tries that eye thing some stuck up guys do...the 1/2 wink ya know? that they think is so hot..yeah it looks worse when the guy is drunk.
So We leave and are on the way back to his place, I have to get gas. I fill up my tank, get back in the car and we are almost to his place when he asks "So hey you gonna get us some grub?"
WHA!!!?!?!? HAHA
"No hun I cant, I'm broke" "Whatever you just got gas!" "Yeah...and thats all the money I had." "Oh...ok...I was just tryin to ya know save up for my rent."
So we dont get food, go straight to his house. Go up and watch some TV, no nookie no kissing no nada. After the show is over I get up and tell him its a lil late and I should get going. He gets up and says yeah then starts saying out loud his wakeup schedule..."Yeah...ok so its 1am now, I gotta be to work by 6 so If I wake up by 4 I'll get about 4 hs sleep...oh ****...hey can you gimmie some bus money?"
WHAT!?!?!?! I start laughing "Haha are you serious!?!"
"Yeah! Comeone I know you got some change" while patting my front pocket
"yeah thats pennies..."
Heres the kicker...
"Oh yes come on I know you got some change in your car I saw it! Come on gimmie some bus money!"
"Ha no...what would you have done to get to work if u didnt meet me tonight?"
"That's besides the point....come ooooooon gimmie some change!"
"Uh yeah no...I'm going home now..."

I get out his door and I bolt to my car lock the doors and roll outta there faster than the jet drag nationals...

I dont know if that was his way of trying to get rid of me or what but heres a few tips for dates...


#1 MEET eachother at a public place for your first MEETING
Take that the way I said it...its a first MEETING...a date is only after you have both expressed interest in one another and are willing to spend time with that person...time being more than one date. Hence why its a meet.


#2 DO NOT DRINK on a date / meet, or if you do, DO NOT DRINK ENOUGH TO GET BUZZED OR DRUNK, its a turn off...sorry gixxer hun that mighta been why he bolted still a prick for leaving you stranded tho regardless.


#3 PAY YOUR OWN FECKING WAY FOR EVERYTHING!!!
If you cant afford it, then dont go, because if you dont like the person then you gotta see em at least one more time to repay them...


#4 Dont go for ANYONE who seems to show a lil TOO much interest in you...
Yeah its flattering to hear "wow you are so hot" all the time, but thats all they want and you are really just wasting your time anyways because it will never turn into anything ever.

[Sortarican]

Patting you down for bus fare...that's priceless:aBigROLFMAO:

[Cat118!]

You win!!! :aBigROLFMAO::aBigROLFMAO::aBigROLFMAO:

I'm glad to see my night of suffering has brought you entertainment.... I was tramatized! :cray:

[Sortarican]

I......HE HAD A FREAKIN GLASS EYE!!!!!
....

So you're saying if it popped out you might have caught his eye.

[o2lily]

So you're saying if it popped out you might have caught his eye.


BAHAHAHAHAAH

[o2lily]

BAHAHAH

If I were the waitress I woulda said "You lookin at me??? YOU lookin at MEEE?!?!!?!"
LMFAO I woulda bust out laughing HAHAHA

people HATE my brutal honesty because I woulda been like
"Yeah... so you dont smell like you did in your pictures, I'm sorry thats false advertising, we cant date because you lied to me. Have a nice night anyways and good luck in your future"

[Cat118!]

So you're saying if it popped out you might have caught his eye.

I catch everyones eye..... and then Claw it out...lol

[beachbumZX6]

Well the date started ok we really hit it off. We went to play indoor putt putt golf beacuse it was winter time and I dont do cold weather.Golf was great kicked his ass then got tired so we decided to leave and get dinner. We had gone in seperate cars so I decided to leave mine there at the putt putt golf place.

We drove around deciding what to eat and we finally did. Dinner was also good seemed like a good day so then we were going to call it a night.Well he needed to stop and get gas so we pulled over at the nearest gas station. Being polite he asked if I wanted anything. So I asked for a big red.

On our way back to my car I accidently spilled some coke on his seat not enough to were it would show but thats when things got worse. He took some of his coke and poured it on me so then I took some of the sauce from the food that we had takin with us on the car.

We finally got to my car and I stepped out and started walking to my truck he called my name so I turned around. This asshole took the rest of his drink and poured it on my head and WHITE sweater.

Easy to say I never wanted to talk to him even after he apologized. What a dick!!!



whhhaaattt! :blink: oh he so would have gotten a knee to the nuts or something mysteriously happening to his car!:dwarf::rofl: