R1Gurl
04-07-2008, 04:27 PM
Yes I know I am not a man, but I'm posting this for our men.
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live on yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers, and when I do drink, I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend five minutes max, fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy is out there trying to steal you.
I'm rational, responsible, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think it's a privelege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women, after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Fee free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you.
sorry ladies, I had to give the men a little something. besides it reminds me of Suki's favorite chauvanist.;)
I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live on yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers, and when I do drink, I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend five minutes max, fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy is out there trying to steal you.
I'm rational, responsible, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think it's a privelege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women, after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Fee free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you.
sorry ladies, I had to give the men a little something. besides it reminds me of Suki's favorite chauvanist.;)