Chocolate Or Sex?

[R1Gurl]

Saw this on another board. Which do you prefer Chocolate or Sex?

[M-18Taser]

well duh... we all know the answer to this one... but ya know it is better to mix them together!

[R1Gurl]

Chocolate Syrup or Snickers? Cuz personally having someone try to use a candy bar on me, might freak me out a lil.

[M-18Taser]

Oh come on you know you would like the Baby Ruth.... its ribbed for her pleasure

[R1Gurl]

:boff::Copy of excuseme:

[L♥VE]

Since I can have chocolate any time...

[o2lily]

I say chocolate because chocolate is always good when its fresh and new specially the rich kind.

With sex, even the rich kind can be bad the first go around.

[SiC-0]

Hmm no wonder i cant get any..

[o2lily]

hey but you got two bikes...and one bike is better than sex OR chocolate!
At least with a bike u will ABSOLUTELY get off at least once after you get done riding!!! HA!

[SiC-0]

True but playing with your self is only so fun.

[Jay]

HEY!! I can wash any part of my body as fast or slow as I want!!!!

[itgirl25]

i voted chocolate. chocolate is always good, wish i could say the same about sex.

[f4imom]

True but playing with your self is only so fun.

very true and if you have a hand held shower head with the power blaster.. yeah baby.. I'm married, so I like my showers and you get really really clean.. LOL
oooops did I just say that.. :angel:

[Dapper]

On average, bad chocolate lasts two seconds in my mouth.

Bad sex is better than no sex and typically lasts longer than two seconds too.
:silly:

[RedRidingHood]

I'll have to vote for sex. You can always get chocolate...sex is a bit harder (no pun intended) to get at random! Not to mention, I'll say BOTH. Just throw some chocolate on me while doing it. That'll work ;) lol

[o2lily]

red how old are you!
YOU ARE A WOMAN!!! YOU WALK INTO A BAR AND ASK SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU HOME AND U CAN GET NOOKIE THAT NIGHT!!!!

being a woman u can get it on call.

But like I said, NEW chocolate is ALWAYS good...a new sex partner ISNT ALWAYS good...sometimes its just downright bad and u wish u woulda had that showerhead instead!!!

[SiC-0]

Lucky you!

[o2lily]

yeah it rocks being a girl haha

[SiC-0]

But in the end we know who does all the work!

[o2lily]

dang im sorry you have to do all the work...usually im the one doing alot if not majority of the work.

[SiC-0]

Okok i cant lie...She does alot of work herself...She tries to kill me alot.

[RedRidingHood]

red how old are you!
YOU ARE A WOMAN!!! YOU WALK INTO A BAR AND ASK SOMEONE TO TAKE YOU HOME AND U CAN GET NOOKIE THAT NIGHT!!!!

being a woman u can get it on call.

But like I said, NEW chocolate is ALWAYS good...a new sex partner ISNT ALWAYS good...sometimes its just downright bad and u wish u woulda had that showerhead instead!!!

34 hun.The bar guys kinda freak me out these days. Talk about TOOLS! But hey, that's why God gave us fingers ;)

[SiC-0]

And just think of all the STD's you can get! sweet!

[o2lily]

HAHA red you saying "thats why god gave us fingers" then reading your sig HAAHAHGAHA it jjust doesnt sound right hahaha

and yeah I wouldnt/couldn't go into a bar and do that but i mean it is TOTALLY possible!!!

sic where is ur womin :P

[SiC-0]

In Denver.

[o2lily]

y aint u here wif her lonely man!!!

[RedRidingHood]

HAHA red you saying "thats why god gave us fingers" then reading your sig HAAHAHGAHA it jjust doesnt sound right hahaha

and yeah I wouldnt/couldn't go into a bar and do that but i mean it is TOTALLY possible!!!

sic where is ur womin :P

LOL..right! Changes sig. lol.

[o2lily]

haha thats awesome red LOL

[R1Gurl]

You guys rawk!! This thread grew like 2 pages while I was away for a whole 30 mins....lil post whores. I love it!

SBG--->:perv:

[SiC-0]

y aint u here wif her lonely man!!!
I have a job that keeps me in another state.

[R1Gurl]

I have a job that keeps me in another state.Maybe you should move her out there with you?

[o2lily]

awww sic thats no fun :(
I hate LDR's

[Pippi]

scratches head......I thought you 2 were both from CO?

[R1Gurl]

I don't think LDR's are that bad, personally you can make anything work if you're willing.

[neeonazi]

Not a chocoholic (but very fond of sex) so it's an eeeeeasy choice for me!