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Dapper
11-30-2007, 07:43 PM
RedRidingHood style humor ;)



Cindy and Sally meet at their 20th class reunion, and they hadn't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up-to-date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc., and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Cindy said, "It's OK. We get it on every week or so, but it's no big adventure. How's yours?"

Sally replied, "It's just great ever since we got into S&M."

Cindy is aghast. "Really, Sally! I never would have guessed that you would go for that sort of thing."

"Oh, sure," says Sally. "He snores while I masturbate."

Ninjachic
11-30-2007, 08:09 PM
:jawdrop::aBigROLFMAO: I like that one Dapper

R1Gurl
12-01-2007, 10:21 AM
:lolat: I think it's usually the other way around...She snores and he masterbates. :) Good one.

BigCory707
12-01-2007, 01:48 PM
either way would suck, lol

Van
12-07-2007, 11:39 PM
... so sad.

RedRidingHood
12-08-2007, 04:07 PM
Awesome ;)

Thanks for thinking of me :D:22:

boomboom
12-09-2007, 05:06 AM
that is so outstanding!

MistressOfMayhem
12-10-2007, 04:34 AM
Hahahaha explains why I'm not married! :-D

Beautiful Angel
12-14-2007, 12:25 AM
LMOF! I had to send that to myself at work so I could share. Hehehehe, very good.

psychochild28
12-19-2007, 12:40 AM
:lol:

M-18Taser
12-19-2007, 10:29 AM
:lol: HA HA HA thats awesome :lol:

motorcyclemiracles
12-24-2007, 03:10 PM
that definition need to be in a dictionary somewhere.....hillarious