Corrupt a Wish

[L♥VE]

Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish.

example:
Person 1- I wish that I could get straight A's.
Person 2- POOF! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!
I wish I could have a dog.
Person 3- SHAZAM! You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it.


So here goes...
I wish I could spend a day LOST with Sawyer

[Gaz]

*poof* You are LOST on an island with Bubba Sawyer King of the Hub Caps

I wish I knew more about bikes so I wouldn't be such a noob

[L♥VE]

*poof* You are LOST on an island with Bubba Sawyer King of the Hub Caps

I wish I knew more about bikes so I wouldn't be such a noob

Poof! You know more about bikes but your knowledges pertains to scooters and trikes!


I wish I was wealthy!

[Gaz]

*poof* you are now the wealthiest person in Zimbabwe!

I wish my friends lived closer

[MrNoBody]

*Poof* all your closest friends now live with you but you have no running water.

I wish I could travel the world

[L♥VE]

*poof* you are now the wealthiest person in Zimbabwe!

I wish my friends lived closer

POOF Your friends live closer..so close they don't know when to go home and eat all your foods!

I wish I was taller!

[L♥VE]

*Poof* all your closest friends now live with you but you have no running water.

make a wish!

[Gaz]

*poof* you are now 8 feet tall and have GINORMOUS FEET!!

i wish i made more money

[MrNoBody]

*~*PooF*~* You can make as much monopoly money as you would like



I wish I had a photographic memory

[L♥VE]

*~*PooF*~* You can make as much monopoly money as you would like



I wish I had a photographic memory

You have a photographic memory but you remember seeing a ginormous fat chick nekkid every nite when you go to bed!

I wish I had a new car

[Gaz]

*poof* you have a new car with no engine

i wish it was time to go home

[MrNoBody]

~*~PooF~*~ It's quiting time... but all your tires are flat.


I wish I didn't have pain in my knees

[L♥VE]

*poof* you have a new car with no engine

i wish it was time to go home

Oh you go home alright to your wife who is bitching and you sleep on the couch.

I wish i was adored

[Gaz]

Oh you go home alright to your wife who is bitching and you sleep on the couch.

I wish i was adored

*poof* you are adored by card carrying members of a cult who intend on sacrificing you.

i wish my tooth would stop hurting

[vmaxpower2003]

*poof* your tooth has stopped hurting but all your others have fallen out.
i wish i was out of the desert

[R1Gurl]

You're out of the desert and in antarctica.

I wish I was a professional dancer.

[neeonazi]

I wish I was a professional dancer.

*poof* You're a stripper.

I wish I didn't have a stupid friggin' staple in the rear tire on my bike.

[MrNoBody]

*Poof* You have a brand new set of tires, that won't hold air.


I wish it would stop raining

[R1Gurl]

*shazam* The rain has turned to snow.

I wish I had no debt

[MrNoBody]

*Poof*
Good News: Your debts are clear...
Bad News: YOUR FIRED!



I wish I could get fired from my job.

[L♥VE]

*Poof*
Good News: Your debts are clear...
Bad News: YOUR FIRED!



I wish I could get fired from my job.
POOF! You get fired and go home to find out all the money you had saved has been spent!

I wish I could have a cheese steak

[R1Gurl]

POOF! You get fired and go home to find out all the money you had saved has been spent!

I wish I could have a cheese steakPow you have a cheese steak that tastes like grey jello

I wish I never had to shave again!

[M-18Taser]

**SHAZAMABAMA** Your now a hair less.. but you had a bad allergic reaction to Nair

I wish to be happy

[o2lily]

*Poofykinz* You are happy!!! But its because an 80yo transvestite with a moustache gave u a BJ

I wish I had a good book to read.

[M-18Taser]

*Poofykinz* You are happy!!! But its because an 80yo transvestite with a moustache gave u a BJ

I wish I had a good book to read.


**BAM** You have many good books.. however you went blind from staring at the boobie thred and can no longer see to read

I wish I had a boss that didn't suck

[MrNoBody]

*Poof That boss is Terminated... now you have a Boss that Bits



I wish my co-workers would actually... work.

[L♥VE]

*Poof That boss is Terminated... now you have a Boss that Bits



I wish my co-workers would actually... work.

POOF Your coworkers work so much now you are unemployed since the company can no longer afford you!

I wish I could find "Super Princess Peach" for DS Locally :(

[R1Gurl]

POOF Your coworkers work so much now you are unemployed since the company can no longer afford you!

I wish I could find "Super Princess Peach" for DS Locally :(BamBoom you found super princess peach, but you forgot what it was and why you wanted it.

I wish I had a nice rack!

[MrNoBody]

*PaDow* You now have 34DD...and...a...Yeah You now have 34DD's Oh and you have to buy special made bras starting at 105$





When I get to Denver I wish I could check out R1Gurl's new Rack...

[R1Gurl]

*PaDow* You now have 34DD...and...a...Yeah You now have 34DD's Oh and you have to buy special made bras starting at 105$





When I get to Denver I wish I could check out R1Gurl's new Rack...You get to check out the new rack, but they poke you in the eyes making you blind forever.

I wish my boyfriend didn't have to work!

[M-18Taser]

You get to check out the new rack, but they poke you in the eyes making you blind forever.

I wish my boyfriend didn't have to work!

*SHABAM* Your b/f no longer works... but now you live in a cardboard box in the park


I wish my back didn't hurt

[R1Gurl]

Kapow!! Your back doesn't hurt but your front does.

I wish my room mate mowed the lawn before I came home from vacation ;)

[M-18Taser]

**SHAMBAM** Your roommate has already mowed the lawn... but then they cut off their fingers so they may NEVER do it again!


I wish my roommate wasn't sooooooo retarded!

[MrNoBody]

*TaDAAA Your Room mate is a genius but now you have a house full of Nerds and Geeks



I wish I had better Rain gear.

[Gaz]

*poof* you have the best rain gear money can buy, but you now live in the desert

i wish i didn't have to get 2 teeth pulled

[L♥VE]

*poof* you have the best rain gear money can buy, but you now live in the desert

i wish i didn't have to get 2 teeth pulled

POof...You don't have to have them pulled but you get a horrible facial abscess from the infection sitting in them

I wish I had ice cream

[Gaz]

*poof* you have a gallon of sardine flavored ice cream

i iwsh it wasnt so damn hot out

[maxsmommy]

*poof* you have a gallon of sardine flavored ice cream

i iwsh it wasnt so damn hot out

*Shazam* It's not hot out anymore but the temps have dropped to 10 degrees with a -20 degree wind chill, a huge ice storm is heading your way and there's no sign of the sun for a month....

I wish my boss would hire my replacement already!!

[MrNoBody]

I wish my boss would hire my replacement already!!

*Poof Your replacement is Hired but their a moron and it will take you forever to train them

[R1Gurl]

Are we all out of wishes, nobody? ;)

I wish I could sleep more.

[MrNoBody]

*poof you have slept for 30 years and you need a new hair cut



I wish I could come up with more wishes....

[R1Gurl]

you came up with more wishes but they were all to inflict pain on you.


I wish my man would quit farting on me.

[MrNoBody]

*Puff-Puff Your man No longer has Gas... but he now has a extreme case of halitosis

I wish it was a 5 day weekend

[R1Gurl]

*Puff-Puff Your man No longer has Gas... but he now has a extreme case of halitosis

I wish it was a 5 day weekendIt's a 5 day weekend, but you've been put in a mental institution for the duration of your weekend, with nothing but a straight jacket, padded walls and nothing to eat but liquid jello through a straw.

I wish I could afford a jetski.

[Melalicious]

It's a 5 day weekend, but you've been put in a mental institution for the duration of your weekend, with nothing but a straight jacket, padded walls and nothing to eat but liquid jello through a straw.

I wish I could afford a jetski.

Whazam*** You have that jetski, but it doesnt stay afloat.

I wish I could stay 21 forever

[MrNoBody]

I wish I could stay 21 forever

*Ta-Dow You have been granted your wish...However the legal Drinking, Driving and buying bubble Gum age is now 25.



I wish I would never get sick

[o2lily]

BOWchickabowwow! You are now awesomely healthy infinately! But you have to take care of all those sick people around you and watch a few die...awwww


I wish my butt didnt hurt after walking so much yesterday

[L♥VE]

BOWchickabowwow! You are now awesomely healthy infinately! But you have to take care of all those sick people around you and watch a few die...awwww


I wish my butt didnt hurt after walking so much yesterday

Shazam your butt feels better but now your legs hurt.

I wish I had my voice

[TopGun]

you have your voice back but all you can say is penis.

I wish i had a life:)

[R1Gurl]

You have a life, but everyone else is dead.

I wish I was a superhero.

[MrNoBody]

You are now a Super Hero and you can knock down building in a single fart.



I wish I could ski up hill.

[TopGun]

you can now ski uphill until the avalanche takes you all the way dwon to the bottom.

I wish I coould drag knee.

[MrNoBody]

*Poof You are able to drag a knee all the time, because you don't have any feet.



I wish I could read 2500 words a minute.

[TopGun]

you can read 2500 words a minute but everybook you pick up is now blank.

i wish i could race bikes proffessionally

[R1Gurl]

You can race bikes professionally, but you crash out every practice.

I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner. :)

[MrNoBody]

*Flip... You're now a Oscar Meyer Weiner but nobody wants to eat you.


I wish I had 4 day weekends every week.

[Crash Test Joey]

I wish I had 4 day weekends every week.

You have 4-day weekends every week, but you now have a job working 16 hour shifts on weekends at the local TGI Fridays.

I wish I could get paid to come up with my random stupidity :aBigROLFMAO:

[L♥VE]

You have 4-day weekends every week, but you now have a job working 16 hour shifts on weekends at the local TGI Fridays.

I wish I could get paid to come up with my random stupidity :aBigROLFMAO:

You get paid for random stupidity but at minimum wage.

I wish I could disappear...

[L♥VE]

:bumpity:

[BadKitty]

You get paid for random stupidity but at minimum wage.

I wish I could disappear...



Granted, but now I can't find you to give you a hug!

I wish that the weather would warm up so I can ride!!

[Ninjachic]

Granted, but now I can't find you to give you a hug!

I wish that the weather would warm up so I can ride!!

It's warm now so you can ride, but now it's storming and hailing daily.


I wish I could win the lottery.

[L♥VE]

It's warm now so you can ride, but now it's storming and hailing daily.


I wish I could win the lottery.

you win the lotto but lose it all in vegas!
I wish I was warm

[daddy]

you win the lotto but lose it all in vegas!
I wish I was warm

bambizzle... you're warm but but all your windows are busted out.

wish i could smoke a cigarette

[L♥VE]

bambizzle... you're warm but but all your windows are busted out.

wish i could smoke a cigarette
You smoke the cigarette but fall asleep and your house burns down

I wish I had a kit kat bar

[daddy]

You smoke the cigarette but fall asleep and your house burns down

I wish I had a kit kat bar

you have a kit kat bar but have to share it with me.

wish i had a big ole cup of coffee( you know, nicotine and caffiene)

[L♥VE]

you have a kit kat bar but have to share it with me.

wish i had a big ole cup of coffee( you know, nicotine and caffiene)

You get a big cup of coffee but you burn your tongue

I wish I had a lollipop

[daddy]

You get a big cup of coffee but you burn your tongue

I wish I had a lollipop

you have a lolipop the size of a basketball and takes you a year to eat it.


wish my kids would go to bed. ( so i can enjoy my coffee and cigarettes)

[L♥VE]

you have a lolipop the size of a basketball and takes you a year to eat it.


wish my kids would go to bed. ( so i can enjoy my coffee and cigarettes)
The kids go to bed but come and bug you as soon as you begin to enjoy your coffee and cigs.

I wish I was a pirate

[daddy]

The kids go to bed but come and bug you as soon as you begin to enjoy your coffee and cigs.

I wish I was a pirate

poofizy.. you're a pirate but you're stuck on an island with osp.

now i wish i was asleep.

[L♥VE]

poofizy.. you're a pirate but you're stuck on an island with osp.

now i wish i was asleep.

Well thats just plain scary!

You fall asleep but wake up next to a dood.

I wish it was friday

[RedRidingHood]

Well thats just plain scary!

You fall asleep but wake up next to a dood.

I wish it was friday

Poof. You got your friday...but from now on..everyday will be MONDAY :D

I wish guys werent idiots!

[BadKitty]

Poof. You got your friday...but from now on..everyday will be MONDAY :D

I wish guys werent idiots!

Granted, but now there are no men on the planet!!


I wish the great guy I met this weekend didn't live so far away!

[M-18Taser]

Granted, but now there are no men on the planet!!


I wish the great guy I met this weekend didn't live so far away!

shazam! he now lives next door, however he likes to sniff dog butts...


I wish i won the lottery

[RedRidingHood]

Granted, but now there are no men on the planet!!

LMAO that to me is the PERFECT world!!!!

I wish the great guy I met this weekend didn't live so far away!

shazam! he now lives next door, however he likes to sniff dog butts...


I wish i won the lottery


Poof..wish granted..but now the taxes on that lottery money is worse than the 'winnings' so you ended up NOT taking the loot :)

[GSXR1000 Hottie]

Ummmm..... waiting on a wish RRH!!

[RedRidingHood]

Ummmm..... waiting on a wish RRH!!

sorry fresh out...passin on to someone else!

[M-18Taser]

I wish my stupid guy that I am suppoed to have a meeting with would get here already! :wallbash:

[kittswife]

I wish my stupid guy that I am suppoed to have a meeting with would get here already! :wallbash:

POOF! He shows up...but has the worst body odor and bad breath ever and you're stuck in a tiny room with him all day...


I wish I could snap my fingers and all of my laundry would be done for me!

[lp1529]

I wish I was home hanging out with an awesome girl I met last weekend... damn work and travelling...

[gixxergirl01]

POOF! He shows up...but has the worst body odor and bad breath ever and you're stuck in a tiny room with him all day...


I wish I could snap my fingers and all of my laundry would be done for me!
Poof **Wash Finished , now ya have to do the wash for entire Prison !~

I wish That I could Move Far away w/ select ppl & select few items !~

[LilOne]

Poof **Wash Finished , now ya have to do the wash for entire Prison !~

I wish That I could Move Far away w/ select ppl & select few items !~

:wtf: Your wish is too detailed...so "Poof" your on a deserted island the size of your local mall, with your select peeps but no Gixxer or Chocolate! :lol:

I wish I could be worry free!

[TWL]

you've loss your mind and cant remember to worry

i wish all women had four boobs

[USCM]

Granted, but their newly acquired second set of boobs hang loosely off the back of their calves.

I wish I had a yacht.

[TWL]

granted but you didnt pay the taxes on it and they repo it and your house and car and dog to pay for them

i wish all women had perfect boobs on their chests where they belong

[LilOne]

granted but you didnt pay the taxes on it and they repo it and your house and car and dog to pay for them

i wish all women had perfect boobs on their chests where they belong

Granted: but you lost "ALL" extremities in a mountain climbing accident while teaching your perfect :boobies: babe, how to do it like a pro. :sadwalk:

I wish I could ride like a pro.:fukeneh:

[TWL]

granted but you cant afford a bike

i wish all women loved motorcycles

[LilOne]

Granted: but you don't have a bike and :chicken: to ride. :lol:

I wish I had you to love!

[TWL]

granted but my current wife kills you for your wish

i wish i had my on Popsicle

[LilOne]

Granted: your approached by the :boobies: babe and she wants your popsicle but it melts before you can get the wrapper off.

I want to win the Powerball and share with all my SBG :friends:

[cedesgirl]

Granted: your approached by the :boobies: babe and she wants your popsicle but it melts before you can get the wrapper off.

I want to win the Powerball and share with all my SBG :friends:

POOF - you win the Powerball and share it with all your SBG friends, but once you give your friends money they don't have anything to do w/you anymore because they say you're "useless". So you're all alone.

I want to be a model.

[TWL]

granted but its for a dollar

i wish all women never had a hard time with child birth

[LilOne]

Granted: Granted and Granted! But the problems and pain is then that of the fathers.

I wish I could beat you at this game

[TWL]

granted im going to bed so you win by default and its not gratifying

i wish you all a good night

[LilOne]

granted im going to bed so you win by default and its not gratifying

i wish you all a good night

Granted: But you don't sleep and you wake realizing the you were in fact defeated.

I wish for a new player.

[gixxergirl01]

Poof New Player BUt I cant stay long so whats ur wish ?I wish I could Build the Perfect life W/ my Gixxer:diablo: !~ no chocolate !~

[200sr20]

Poof New Player BUt I cant stay long so whats ur wish ?I wish I could Build the Perfect life W/ my Gixxer:diablo: !~ no chocolate !~

Poof- You have plenty of money, big house and your Gixxer......But their is no more oil so you have no gas to ride it.

I wish for a relationship that doesn't end in epic failure

[Alilyoyo1]

Poof- You have plenty of money, big house and your Gixxer......But their is no more oil so you have no gas to ride it.

I wish for a relationship that doesn't end in epic failure

granted buuuttt...your SO is soooo annoying you try for the rest of your life to get rid of her...

I wish it would stay cool for the rest of the winter here!

[gixxergirl01]

^^^^ Thats sooo evil!~ lol
Granted !~ Is will be nice n cool..Enjoy your Blizzard !~
I wish I had the Power to disappear!~

[LilOne]

Granted: but you find it incredibily lonely and can't get back.

I wish I had a hot guy to share my day with today.

[200sr20]

Granted: but you find it incredibily lonely and can't get back.

I wish I had a hot guy to share my day with today.

Granted but you have to walk barefoot on a path of broken glass all the way from florida to see me.:D

I wish I had my own speed shop.

[LilOne]

Granted: but you work on Harleys and haven't any sexy SBG chicas as :friends:

I want to be young again.

[TWL]

granted but now your moms back to changing diapers and you drink from a bottle

i wish for an end to world hunger

[LilOne]

Granted: but higher consumption causes landfills to be placed in individual neighborhoods.

I wish to have known at age 20; what I know now.

[TWL]

granted but that causes you to change things irreparably changing your life for the worst

i wish for happiness

[gixxergirl01]

Granted now you hame a Perma -Grin and everyone laughts at you !~
I wish we lived in a better Day & Time!~

[Alilyoyo1]

Granted now you hame a Perma -Grin and everyone laughts at you !~
I wish we lived in a better Day & Time!~

Granted but everything is good so you can't appreciate the REALLY GOOD and it drives you mad, check into a mental hospital...

I wish we could people could all be peaceful and loving toward each other.