Should not say to a cop...

[KAOS]

Things not to say to a cop when you're pulled over...

Want to race to the station, Sparky?

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute?

Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job!

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Ya, I know there is no one around, that's how far I am behind.

Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?

Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed.

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

Hey, aren't you one of the Village People?

[PlayfulGod]

:aBigROLFMAO:

[lil_gixxer_momma]

lol im gonna have to use some of these on our cop buddies!! hopefully afterwards theyll still get us out of tickets!!!

[BeyondBalance]

Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.


used it. lol

[TopGun]

really I was only doing 80 damn speedo must be broken it said 130.

[MistressOfMayhem]

I think my problem with getting tickets is that I'm quite a bit of a smartass when I get pulled over. Once I got pulled over wrongfully and as he was writing me up for a speed MUCH faster than I was going he asked me if I had been drinking because he smelled "something funny", and I was so pissed that I responded with: "Really? Well hell, that could be anything... lotion, perfume, SEX, I can see how that might be a foreign smell to you."

He gave me the ticket and walked away in silence.

My friend meanwhile immediately declared "I can't believe you just said that!!!"

[MrNoBody]

I got pulled over once going about 95, the Cop said "You were really moving, weren't you?" I said so were you too catch up with me...:blush2: The sad thing was I was in the middle of traffic (we were all going that fast, and I was trying to pass a truck) everyone behind me moved over but I wasn't able to because of the truck, so I got the ticket... :glare:

[Dapper]

Rectum Stretcher (http://www.sportbikegurls.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17649#post17649)

[Cutty72]

"I was on my way to Krispe Kreme, wanna join me???"

[BeyondBalance]

i have a hoody that says "just put it on my tab, officer" that i wear all the time over my body armor when i rip around on the streets. most cops find it hilarious. especially when i'm at tim hortons

[pleasantlyplump]

hillarious

[Tango1300]

Here's a true story... LOL!!

Several months ago three friends of mine and I were riding back from the track. On a wide open stretch of rural 3-lane wide divided hwy we came upon a traffic light with four miles of no access straightaway! I am on the Busa with a 1397cc, 18/40 and 196 rwhp... two of my friends, His & Hers GSXR1000K7s and another friend on his Brand NEW ZX10R!

The light turns almost green and three guys are off proving we are Dogs for the lead. The liter bike rip me a new one off the line and walk me til about 150 where I started coming by like a freight train! At somewhere over 190 I was gone and let off the throttle to coast.

Looking in my rearview mirror I saw the two guys "High-Fiving" but quickly saw flashing blue lights in their close distance. I acted normal with no reactions! COming up to a traffic light I slowed for a stop not acknowledging the pretty blue lights. I saw both guys pull into a side parking lot followed by the cop. Once the cop committed I saw my friend's wife on the outside lane of the cop yank the wheel into the air of her GSXR1000K7 and come rushing past me now moving through a green light!

We proceeded into town a few miles and pulled over at the O'Rielly's where my Brother was the manager. We opened the back door, put the bikes inside and then tried calling the trapped to see if we could get them on the cell phone.

We reached one of them who said the cop got out of the car with the ticket book in hand... GREAT SIGN!! The cop then asked, "How fast were you boys going???" My Idiot friend says, "Nothing over 100, SIR." LOL!! So they both got written tickets for 110 MPH in a 65 and let go!!

Two days later, I am at the dealership. My Bright yellow Hayabusa parked outside. I am talking to this very large gentleman about a overweight Cruiser which would be perfect for him when he asks about my Hayabusa. He says... "Is that your Yellow Bike outside...?" Sure I said. His next comment is, "It sure is a fast bike... about 178 in a 65 fast! Saw you Sunday with your three friends while sitting with my Sargeant. We looked at each other and laughed til the Corporal radioed he was right behind you guys two miles down the road... what was the price of this new bike for me??"

I called my friends, told them the story and got the cop an extra downpayment for his new bike and two tickets put on deferred for a dismissal!