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SiC-0
11-03-2007, 12:55 PM
An engineer was walking out to the car when another engineer pulled up in front of him riding a brand new Sport Bike. He was surprised at the new toy, and asked how the other engineer had obtained it.

"Well, it was the strangest thing," he said. "I was just walking along the street and this beautiful girl rode it right up in front of me, dropped the bike, stripped off all her clothes and told me I could have anything I wanted."

"Good choice!" said the first engineer. "The clothes probably wouldn't have fit any way."<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

Jay
11-03-2007, 01:15 PM
I wish that would happen to me!!!

tallywacker
11-03-2007, 01:23 PM
Bike wins everytime. But if u have never got laid before just go with the bike anyways... its better to never know how it feels haha.